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Cluis's avatar

LOL. You must have been the "candyland" that we were threatened with, and how fortunate we were to not be there, cause we wouldn't last the night. This was in 99' so one imagines it was a much kinder and gentler training environment compared to when you went through.

I watched Desert Storm on the TV like everyone else, had the playing cards and everything.

As for the airforce, we did have a guy that had to stand in the formation area for a day and point out anything that flew by and yell "DE PLANE, DE PLANE, DE PLANE!" cause he lost a laser (Peq-4 or some such?) on FTX.

Fun Fact; Since the last name was a hassle I was Pvt. Fuckstick.

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the long warred's avatar

Lol lmao 😂

C-9-2 1986

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I think mine was Delta co. 2/19 INF, would have been 2000? I need to dig up my box of the past. I remember pretty distinctly the DIs saying shit had REALLY changed in the previous years, Something about a soccer like card system where if you were getting shark attacked you could pull out a card and they would have to leave you alone? 😂 It feels impossible that could have ever been a thing, but given some of the shit that went down during my cycle and part of the motivation for me bugging out is some of that fuckery.

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the long warred's avatar

Stress cards. Lol.

😂

We would have collapsed laughing

Then cried out in despair when we realized they were serious

Then gone silent

There was a great disturbance in the Force

Then it became The Farce

Lol

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So it WAS fucking real! You never know with this stuff. Like one of the things I def remember was training in MOP(?) level 4 and them being like "Men, if you need to be wearing all this in combat, it is very likely you will already be dead." but even knowing that might be the case, we still had to do the dance when we heard "GASGASGAS!". :D

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If nerve gas said the NBC NCO apply 9mm auto injector (eat gun)

And do it quick

A horrid death.

In truth if you are in MOPP4 and not in enormous concentration of Chem it should work.

Should.

The French solved this problem in 1991 by having Mitterrand say publicly that France has an Independent nuclear alternative and if Saddam used Chemical the French would use nuclear.

So the French went round comfortable while we became Chimney sweeps, because Activated Charcoal gets all on everything with dust.

Even then our strategic leadership was worthless, but we had so much proficiency and tactical excellence that it didn’t matter.

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I just remember drowning in my own sweat and ball funk, and that was at Benning in the fall, shudder to think what that would be like in a desert set up. Like fucking Dune suits, but the piss is unfiltered with a side of fumunda. :D I also think my effective engagement range with a gasmask on was about 5 feet give or take, so eating the gun may have been pro-strats when things got spicy.

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It was over in 91 before it got hot.

2003 musta been a bitch.

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